And He Invented the Internet Too!

Here's an excerpt from Osama bin Laden's latest audio tape:

"We were patient fighting the Soviet Union with small humble arms for ten years and we depleted their economy till they vanished, all praise be to Allah."

So now Osama's claiming credit for the downfall of the Soviet Union.

I hear he also helped the Red Sox beat the Curse of the Bambino and win the 2004 World Series...