Hippies

"Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."
-- Eric Cartman

"Old hippies never die, they become Democrats and go into politics, journalism or Hollywood."
-- The Phantom Republican

"Don't trust anyone over 30! I mean 40! I mean 50! I mean...how old am I again?"
-- Ex-Hippie in 2006

"No billionaires in the White House! No billionaires in the White House!
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What did you say Teresa dear? We're billionaires?
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Billionaires in the White House! Billionaires in the White House!"
-- Imaginary John Kerry quote from the 2004 campaign.